lazy ABCs

i'm supposed to be working, so instead here's an ABC meme sorta-swiped (and heavily edited) from bobbarker31: A - Available? theoretically. B – Bar? When in richmond on Sunday nights: the triple. C – Crush? I suppose I’m still a little mushy on the mostly-invisible EMT biker boy, but i sure could use a new one. D - Dead Pet's Name? gulliver, gabriel, george. E – Email? Mozilla thunderbird. F - Favorite Color? pale blue eyes. G - Good Time? now’s as good as any, no? H - Hair Color? brunettish. Sometimes auburn. I – Instrument? my voice. one of these days i'll learn to play my bass. "cowgirl in the sand," yo. J – Jewelry? I wear two rings always: a kokopelli from texas on my right hand and a simple hopi design from oregon on my left, both silver (I’m allergic to gold). yeah, there are stories about boys behind both. Most days I wear a spider necklace too. J – Joke? Here’s the first one I ever learned, in 4th grade: “what do you get when you cross a hooker with a leprechaun?” “a little green fucker ‘bout yea high.” believe it or not, that’s the least scandalous thing I remember about the 4th grade. not the most wholesome or enriching educational experience, some would say. L - Longest Car Ride? Continuous? If so, probably the two legs of many VA to TX trips. Otherwise, grass valley CA to LA to phoenix to santa fe to steamboat springs CO to kansas city, via a rental car that ended up costing three times as much as I paid for the car I left sitting at home. M - Movie Last Watched? Can’t recall-- either kinsey or team america: world police (again). N - Northern or Southern? Are we talking hemispheres? I’m a pollywog, so I wouldn’t really know. N – Name? depends who’s talking to me. Q & christine are my favorites, other than my given name. O - One Phobia? car trouble. P – is Pluto a planet? I’ll leave that to the scientists. Does the answer affect me in any way? I think not. Q - Quote: “the rider is the ghost that leads the body.” R - Reality TV Show: absolutely not. S - Store: ABC, Kroger, & the corner market do me fine. T - Time you woke up: 2:45pm, under duress. T - Time for bed: hopefully 5am, if sominex will work where tylenol PM didn’t. U - Under your bed: about a dozen pairs of shoes, and probably just as many dustbunnies. V - Vegetable you love/hate: not sure I can be said to “love” a vegetable, sadly, but among them, I eat peas & green beans most often. My GI hates peppers. W- Where are you traveling next? Orlando/celebration/ormond beach FL, in four days. X - X-Rated Porn: I recently bought my first (as opposed to watching my first—not even close—just never dropped the cash before)—pirates. Biggest budget ever, I hear, and apparently there’s enough plot that they even released an R-rated version. I haven’t watched it in entirety yet, but a quick scan or two reveals that the sex is still the same old. Ah well. Y - Yellow: um... i'm bored with this quiz, sorry. i got nothing. Z - ZZZZZ: pretty please!